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Episode VII: Bring on the new meat


It is a dark time for the Galaxy. The EVIL GALACTIC EMPIRE is still standing regardless of the fact that it's sinister architect Emperor Palpatine was defeated in the Battle of Endor. The main forces of the Empire are fortified in the Galactic Core, gripping the heart of the Galaxy with an iron grasp. Still, their mammoth war machine extends it's greedy arm all the way to the Colonies while the brave freedom fighters of the New Republic fight to liberate the Galaxy world by world, paying a dear price for every being freed from Imperial oppression.

Somewhere, our reluctant heroes Saab Kumasaloor and Hank Gulliver head toward an unknown destination. Will they be involved in the battle over the Galaxy like their Rebel friends? Will they make the flying vacuum cleaner walk the airlock or will they be driven mad by the irritating droid? Are they destined for glory or are they diving head-long to a huge pile of stinking Bantha shit? Only time will tell...