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How Han really lost the Falcon
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griff
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 1:38 am    Post subject: How Han really lost the Falcon Reply with quote

Every married man know this. You have that one thing you love that is old and beat up that your wife hates. And not long after you get married you come home to find it gone.

"Leia, where's the Falcon. I left it right there!"

"That old bucket of bolts. I sold it on dax'slist. Now get in here, Ben needs changing."
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 2:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah, that wouldn't have happened. Han would have made Chewie do all the diaper-changing. Chewie would have refused in that Wookiee way of his, and as Han, Chewie and Leia were arguing about diapers with Ben crying in the background, while they were all distracted, Ducain would have snuck in and stole the Falcon. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 2:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Get in there. I don't care what you smell!" said Han, again.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 2:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

griff wrote:
"Get in there. I don't care what you smell!" said Han, again.


EXACTLY!

See, guys? Griff gets it!
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 1:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sure y'all've seen this comic, but it seems apropos...
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Speaking of TFA themed comics, you guys have to check this out.

I'm especially partial to this one.
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